Amsterdam tourist traps — what to skip and what to do instead

Why Amsterdam has so many tourist traps

Amsterdam receives approximately 18 million visitors per year — in a city of 900,000 residents. This ratio means tourist-facing businesses have less competitive pressure to maintain quality. When there are always more tourists around the corner, a restaurant on the Damrak does not need repeat customers.

This guide names the specific traps, explains exactly why they are poor value, and gives the local alternatives. The goal is not to make you cynical about Amsterdam — the city has genuinely exceptional experiences. It is to help you find them.

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Tourist trap 1: restaurants on the Damrak

What it is

The Damrak is the main boulevard running from Amsterdam Centraal to Dam Square — about 500 metres of Amsterdam’s highest tourist traffic. Restaurants here depend almost entirely on passing foot traffic from visitors who are hungry and near the station.

Why it is a trap

Food quality is consistently below Amsterdam average. Prices are significantly inflated — €18 for a tourist-menu main course that costs €11 three streets away. Menus often feature photographic displays of dishes aimed at visitors unfamiliar with the options. Staff are often disengaged.

The honest alternative

Walk two to three streets east or west of the Damrak and you enter actual Amsterdam. The streets parallel to the canal ring (Warmoesstraat heading east, the side streets of the Jordaan heading west) have real neighbourhood restaurants at real prices.

For a quick meal near Centraal: Broodje Bert type simple sandwich shops on Haarlemmerstraat (10 minutes west of Centraal) offer good Dutch sandwiches at €4–6. For a sit-down lunch, walk to the Jordaan — 15 minutes from Centraal and a completely different experience.

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Tourist trap 2: flower market bulbs (for non-EU travellers)

What it is

The Bloemenmarkt (flower market) on the Singel canal is one of Amsterdam’s most photographed sites. It sells cut flowers, tulip bulbs, seeds and souvenirs.

Why it is a trap

This is a specific problem for travellers flying home outside the EU:

1. The bulbs are mostly treated for display, not planting. The vast majority of tulip bulbs sold at the Bloemenmarkt have been treated with chemical preservatives that prevent them from actually growing. The packaging may not make this clear.

2. Many varieties cannot legally be imported into the USA, UK, Australia or other non-EU countries. Customs rules in many countries prohibit soil and some plant material including certain bulbs. Bringing them home and having them confiscated is a waste of money.

3. The prices are tourist-level. The same bulbs (if you could plant them) are available at Dutch garden centres for half the price.

The honest alternative

Buy flowers at the Bloemenmarkt if you want cut flowers for a vase in your Amsterdam hotel room — they are fresh and beautiful. Buy tulip bulbs at any Dutch garden centre or Albert Heijn supermarket (those are marked plantable/niet behandeld). Non-EU travellers: check your country’s import rules before buying any bulbs.

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Tourist trap 3: Heineken Experience

What it is

A self-guided tour through the former Heineken brewery on the Stadhouderskade, including interactive exhibits about Heineken’s history and brewing process. Ends with two standard glasses of Heineken beer.

Why it is a trap

At €21 per person (2026), the Heineken Experience is fundamentally a branded marketing exercise dressed as a museum. The “interactive” elements are largely screens and Instagram-friendly installations. The beer at the end is standard Heineken you can buy at any supermarket for €1.50.

The content does not teach you anything meaningful about beer, brewing craft or Amsterdam’s brewing history that you could not read in 10 minutes. Waits of 30–60 minutes are common in summer even with a timed booking.

The honest alternative

If you want to understand Amsterdam’s genuine beer culture, visit one of the excellent craft breweries in the city:

• Brouwerij ‘t IJ (in the windmill De Gooyer, Amsterdam Oost) — brewery tours, tasting, genuine craft beer. €4–8 for a tasting.
• Brouwerij De Prael (Jordaan) — social enterprise brewery with excellent beers.
• Bar-B (craft beer bar) and similar independent bars with 15–20 Dutch craft beers on tap.

For the full honest assessment, see our Is the Heineken Experience worth it guide.

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Tourist trap 4: Madame Tussauds

What it is

The international wax museum chain, with Amsterdam figures including the Dutch royal family, international celebrities and sports stars.

Why it is a trap

€27+ per person for wax figures. The Amsterdam branch has no unique selling point over any other Tussauds location worldwide. It is particularly poor value in a city with the Rijksmuseum (actual Rembrandts and Vermeers) and the Van Gogh Museum 10 minutes away.

The honest alternative

For the same money (Rijksmuseum is €22.50), you can see one of the world’s great art collections in one of the world’s great museum buildings. Or spend €20 at the Moco Museum (Banksy, contemporary art) for a genuinely engaging modern experience.

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Tourist trap 5: fake coffeeshops

What it is

Some businesses in the tourist zone present themselves as coffeeshops (cannabis cafés) but are not officially licenced establishments. They may charge significantly more for lower-quality product, serve tourists who are less likely to complain, and operate without the quality controls required of licenced shops.

How to tell the difference

Licenced coffeeshops in Amsterdam have a sign in their window showing compliance with the municipality’s toleration policy (gedoogverklaring). They always ask for proof of age (18+ strictly enforced) and have a regulated selection menu. They do not operate like regular cafés with cannabis as an afterthought.

Regular koffie cafés (regular coffee shops serving coffee and food) sometimes get confused with coffeeshops by tourists who don’t know the difference. A regular café has no cannabis products. A coffeeshop has cannabis products and a separate menu. When in doubt, ask directly.

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Tourist trap 6: hop-on hop-off bus tours

What it is

Double-decker tourist buses covering a circuit of Amsterdam’s major sights with recorded commentary.

Why it is a trap

Amsterdam’s tourist core is small enough to walk. The bus moves slowly in tourist-season traffic and provides no better views than you can get on foot or by tram. Prices (€30–40 for a day pass) far exceed what a GVB day pass (€9) costs for unlimited tram/bus/metro.

The honest alternative

Walk. Take the tram. Rent a bike. A small-group city walking tour gives the same orientation benefit with a live local guide, at lower cost, with actual interaction.

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Tourist trap 7: museum queues without booking

This is not a scam — it is avoidable frustration. The Rijksmuseum, Van Gogh Museum and Anne Frank House all require pre-booked timed entries. Showing up without a booking in July–August means waiting in line to discover there are no same-day slots remaining.

Book Anne Frank House 6–8 weeks in advance. Van Gogh Museum 2–3 weeks. Rijksmuseum 1–2 weeks in peak season.

See our Amsterdam first time guide for the full booking strategy.

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Where locals actually eat near the tourist centre

For readers who want quick alternatives to Damrak restaurants:

• Haarlemmerstraat/Haarlemmerdijk (15 min walk from Centraal, west) — excellent neighbourhood restaurants, bakeries and cafés.
• De Negen Straatjes (Nine Streets) — boutique shopping streets between canal ring and Jordaan. Good cafés and moderate-priced restaurants.
• Albert Cuyp Market — street food market in De Pijp, 20 min from Centraal. €3–8 per dish.
• Ferdinand Bolstraat (De Pijp) — the best restaurant street for price/quality ratio in Amsterdam.

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Frequently asked questions about Amsterdam tourist traps

Are there any genuine things worth buying at the Amsterdam flower market?

Yes — cut flowers are fresh and reasonably priced, and Dutch-grown potted plants (mums, hyacinths in season) are attractive and legal to take home within the EU. Avoid tulip bulbs if flying outside the EU, and check import rules for your country before buying any plant material.

Is the Heineken Experience worth it for beer lovers?

Almost certainly not. Beer lovers are better served by Amsterdam’s craft brewery scene (Brouwerij ‘t IJ, De Prael, various taprooms). The Heineken Experience is a marketing tour for a mass-market lager brand, not an education in brewing. Read our full Heineken Experience review.

Are the restaurants on Rembrandtplein also tourist traps?

Some are. The main tourist-facing restaurants on the square itself tend towards tourist pricing. The side streets off Rembrandtplein (Utrechtsestraat, Amstelstraat) have better neighbourhood options at lower prices.

Is the I amsterdam City Card a tourist trap?

No — it can be genuinely good value if you plan to visit many included museums. But it excludes Van Gogh Museum and Anne Frank House, which most people do not realise until they buy it. Read the inclusions carefully before purchasing. See our I amsterdam City Card guide for the full analysis.

Should I avoid the Red Light District entirely?

No — the Red Light District (De Wallen) is a real, functioning neighbourhood with genuine bars, cafés and restaurants alongside the adult entertainment. Walking through it during the day is perfectly normal and interesting. The tourist trap element is the overpriced tourist bars that line the main routes — avoid drinking there and walk a block off the main strip for better options.